Yuppie girl #1: God, this train is so crowded.
Yuppie girl #2: I hate it when the train is packed like this.
Yuppie girl #1: I just want to shove people, but there's nowhere to shove them to, it's so crowded.
Guy: Whoa, peace on earth, goodwill toward men, everyone just settle down.
--1 train
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