goddamnitt

resign trotter already.

before the chiefs steal him.

before i leave

i've been informed that if you sleep with salma hayek, you indirectly sleep with ed norton junior.

and by indirectly sleeping with penelope, you indirectly sleep with nicole kidman by way of tom cruise.

i'm so confused. :|

so

antonio banderas is singing. |-|

i'm heading to the gym.

osca


[22:21] me: salma hayek or penelope cruz?
[22:21] bij: hayek
[22:22] me: if you sleep with penelope, it's like you indirectly slept with tom cruise
[22:22] bij: haha


off day

today is my off day from the gym. will diesel will spend the evening watching house and american idol.

p.s. i hope that doesn't make me any less of will diesel.

no wait: india, bitches

:D

mars, bitches!

that's right!

burrr

it's too damn cold to go outside and haunt around some.

church and state are sitting in a tree...

Board allows Bible classes to continue

STAUNTON, Virginia (AP) -- Public elementary schools will continue to allow Bible classes during class time while the local school board conducts a one-year review to determine if criticism of the practice by some parents is valid.

you know, i think it would be ok if these public schools did this shit afterschool off school grounds as a voluntary program. but if you're doing this during school hours, then that's not right. and it's obvious that federal tax dollars are being used here in a public school to un-seperate church and state.

and why is it bible class? why couldn't it be judaism, islam, buddhism, or hinduism? or scientology? it's not like the christians have a monpoly on morality. i'd be cool with it if it was a general religious studies class that went over all the world's many religions. that would be kinda hot. i wish i had that when i was a kid.

let's keep the people's champ

why not?

as long as he and to and mcnabb get along.

oh and he shuts up too.

ipod mini

i got an ipod mini yesterday and it is pretty hawt.

i'm just worried i'm gonna drop it and break it.

football season begins

Trade Freddie Mitchell

SI Don Banks' Mock Draft

comcast can die for all i care

oh wait, nevermind. tech support fixed it all by walking me through unplugging the power cord and plugging it back in. :roll:

attention

at least we're not 6 and 10. :roll:

you know what

at least the eagles didn't go out like bitches. seriously.

i salute the eagles for a great season.

this is why we can't have nice things

plz don't read if you're my sister.

[00:56] me: wanna come to philly this weekend?
[00:57] me: we're gonna riot whether they win or lose
[00:57] me: flipping over cars and bitches
[00:57] bij: most likely lose
[00:57] bij: nah, i can't
[00:58] me: nobody wants a patriots dynasty
[00:58] bij: yea there are
[00:58] bij: better than having the eagles win
[00:58] bij: :-D
[00:58] me: listen
[00:59] me: i don't want to spend the next 8 months listening to bostonians and those fuckers at espn masturbating on each other's faces whenever they talk about tom brady and belichick and then compare them to montana and lombardi
[00:59] bij: haha
[00:59] bij: yea yea
[00:59] bij: we'll see on sunday
[00:59] me: the circle jerk must stop
[01:00] bij: not if it means the eagles have to win
[01:00] bij: NEVER!!!!
[01:00] me: no football fan would be able to withstand the jerking action over the next 8 months
[01:00] bij: haha
[01:00] me: it'll be like the cowboys of the 90s all over again
[01:02] bij: haha
[01:03] bij: you can't convince me, u gotta work on someone else
[01:03] me: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
[01:03] me: you hear that?
[01:03] me: that's the sound of espn and sports illustrated spurting all over themselves
[01:03] bij: haha
[01:04] me: i need to post this into my blog

riot

i'm hosting a superbowl party at my apartment this sunday.

it will be kickin' rad. for realz.

also, eagles by 4 points.

it's all gold, baby

Belichick Devising Plan...

"I sat in on a meeting last week with Romeo and coach Belichick and, man, I could tell they were cooking up something big," he said. "There were charts and graphs all over the place. The chalkboard was full of all these crazy equations and theorems. And the desk was cluttered with all kinds of random stuff, like a book by Stephen Hawking, six Rubik's cubes, an abacus, some sort of engine and, for some strange reason, a blueprint of Donovan McNabb's home. I don't know what they're plotting, but I wouldn't want to be that guy right now."

Patriots Get No Respect

"When I asked him if he was going to watch the game, he said 'Yes,' but I don't think his heart was in it," said Harrison. "I figured he was just being shy, so I put my hand up to high-five him and he turned around and left. He left me hanging. Is it possible that he turned around before I even raised my hand and never actually saw it? Yes, I suppose that's possible. But a more likely scenario is that he was disrespecting me and my teammates. Well that's fine. That just motivates us more. Little Mr. Robbins will be on our bulletin board this week, and I'll be thinking about him when I go helmet-to-helmet on Todd Pinkston."

wok

my shack post

So when I was waking up this morning, I heard a short clanking sound from my living room/kitchen area. I didn't think anything of it because I thought it was my cellphone or construction behind my apt building. So I head into the living room to turn on the tv and check my email and stuff. I went into the kitchen to get a drink of water when I noticed that the bottom cabinet was wide open and the wok that I keep down there is now sitting on the stove on the bottom-left burner. :(

haunted

i think my apartment may be haunted. 88|

or i'm an idiot. :crazy:

more later, news at 10.