plz don't read if you're my sister.
[00:56] me: wanna come to philly this weekend?
[00:57] me: we're gonna riot whether they win or lose
[00:57] me: flipping over cars and bitches
[00:57] bij: most likely lose
[00:57] bij: nah, i can't
[00:58] me: nobody wants a patriots dynasty
[00:58] bij: yea there are
[00:58] bij: better than having the eagles win
[00:58] bij: :-D
[00:58] me: listen
[00:59] me: i don't want to spend the next 8 months listening to bostonians and those fuckers at espn masturbating on each other's faces whenever they talk about tom brady and belichick and then compare them to montana and lombardi
[00:59] bij: haha
[00:59] bij: yea yea
[00:59] bij: we'll see on sunday
[00:59] me: the circle jerk must stop
[01:00] bij: not if it means the eagles have to win
[01:00] bij: NEVER!!!!
[01:00] me: no football fan would be able to withstand the jerking action over the next 8 months
[01:00] bij: haha
[01:00] me: it'll be like the cowboys of the 90s all over again
[01:02] bij: haha
[01:03] bij: you can't convince me, u gotta work on someone else
[01:03] me: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
[01:03] me: you hear that?
[01:03] me: that's the sound of espn and sports illustrated spurting all over themselves
[01:03] bij: haha
[01:04] me: i need to post this into my blog
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