april fools party where i drank way too much
"you have orange? white.... no, let's go orange. i want to be some sort of flashy mongolian sidewalk puma."
"will, do you have a girlfriend yet?"
"yeah, mom, she's a doctor."
:O
"she's black, mom."
:o
"i'm just kidding..."
:)
"she's half-black..."
:|
"but she's a doctor."
:|
"oh, the other half is mexican."
>:|
"i'm just kidding, she doesn't exist. you won't be seeing me buying a house and giving you chinese grandkids anytime soon."
>:(
and my sister is all lollers on the carpet.
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