Saturday, January 20, 2007

colbert quits

Source: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LWOi_a4m1Ak)

after the democrats took control of congress last november. this is amazing.

Tommorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize there instruments over burning american flags, where tax and spend democrats, take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high.

Friday, January 19, 2007

why does derek have a phone anyway?

if he never picks it up. :<

Thursday, January 18, 2007

those crazy japanese

Source: (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4227117468350246704&q=troop+of+100)

passed along from geoff. tagged under japan.

well japan is the world leader in robotics

Source: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSdhDyPhyiU)

we figured they would overtake us in robotics and automobiles, but nobody suspected we'd lose break-dancing too.

updated: colbert on the bill o'reilly show and vice versa

i lolled. every single bill o'reilly attack on colbert was turned right back around on him like some sort of kung fu grip.

Colbert on The O'Reilly Factor
O'Reilly On The Colbert Report

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Monday, January 15, 2007

eight year old kicks ass in guitar hero on expert

Source: (http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=34269)

eat your heart out, eddie

last night's 24 upped the awesome

and then topped it five minutes later. :O

Sunday, January 14, 2007

season six of 24 begins

it began without the rock & roll of season five's debut... with a much different jack bauer. this is going to be interesting. if kiefer keeps this up, he'll be up for an emmy.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

graw2

Source: (http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=3483)

i dunno about you but this game is looking hot. i think it's supposed to be out in march.

i can't wait to play team coop elimination with scott.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

i think i just read a huge spoiler for the beginning of season 6

if this spoiler is true...

oh. my. god.

Monday, January 8, 2007

our country

chevy's "our country" television ads that play every goddamn commercial break are the worst thing to happen to our nation since that anthrax scare a few years ago.

goddamn. at least it's easy to parody (onion, youtube).

Sunday, January 7, 2007

yay eagles

Source: (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com)

man, they sure let it come down to the wire... probably to build suspense. they're going to get creamed by the saints though. :(

everything has been imported

it took a few attempts but all of the old posts with categories converted into labels have been imported into blogger. i hope google doesn't ban me for totally spamming their api this afternoon.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

science!

Source: (http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/2006/12/stuff-of-dreams.html)

added more sets

dave's 23rd birthday

my 22nd birthday

stupid hat night

the college years

Source: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wvuong/sets/72157594456006442/)

uploaded a megaton of pictures from 2001-2003ish. the time frame for these pictures are from the first ever super-friends happy hour at mad4mex (september 2001) to graduation (june 2003).

there are pictures of the apartment i shared with dave in west philly. there are a lot of pictures of friends (eddie and derek are in there and so is crazy pete back when he was crazy). i think dave ended up borrowing my camera and taking some of these pictures.

there's a few more albums in this time frame that i'll get around to posting separately later.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

will the programmer

it's like ye olden days where your name described your function in life.

like cedric the entertainer. who are you?

12 DAYS UNTIL 24 SEASON 6

Monday, January 1, 2007

johnny five not only alive but also fabulous

Source: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBUImjOCg5g)

linked to clip 1. clips 2-8 should be easy to find.

apparently this was a pilot for comedy central that was passed on.

baked chicken

baking chicken has to be the best thing ever. not only is the chicken still tender and moist, cleanup is really quick and easy. just bake it on top of tin foil and throw it out afterwards.

arcade fire's intervention performance

Source: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WnyUQDcUitE)

why didn't i go looking on youtube earlier?

more videos from that session.

new years eve

Source: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wvuong/sets/72157594452335749/)

geoff on the slide whistle

UNCLAIMED FREIGHT!!

Sunday, December 31, 2006

2007 IS THE YEAR, GUYS!!

Source: (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061231/ap_on_re_us/2007_predictions_ap_poll_2)

I CAN FEEL IT.


Among other predictions for the U.S. in 2007:

One in four, 25 percent, anticipates the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Friday, December 29, 2006

race calendar 2007


March 4 Northeast Roadrunners 10K
April ??? Annual 5K for Clean Air
May 6 Broad Street Run 10 Mile
May 13 Komen Philadelphia Race for the Cure 5K
May 20 Philadelphia Bar Association Charities 5K
September ??? The Parkway Run 5K
September 16 Jefferson Hospital Philadelphia Distance Run (half-marathon)
October 28 Northeast Roadrunners 25K Marathon Tuneup
November 18 Philadelphia Marathon & Rothman 8K (also has a half-marathon)


gotta have goals, right?

no, i probably won't do all of these races. the races that i've emboldened are what i'm really looking forward to. i'm hoping to do a half-marathon next year (or two).

i need some of you people to join me next year. it only takes 10 weeks of training 3x a week for 30 minutes each to build up to a 5k.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

it's always sunny in philadelphia

Source: (http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/sunny/)

needs more love. just finished watching the first season and it's omgroflmao.

seasons 1+2 aren't on dvd yet but they're up on itunes. :roll:

you can find them through other illegitimate sources though.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

wii sports dvd cover

Source: (http://www.thecoverproject.net/view.php?cover_id=1716)

since wii sports doesn't come in a dvd case, you can buy a white wii dvd case from nintendo and print one of these out.

i got five cases from nintendo today. two are unclaimed...

batting .400 these days

Source: (http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/16325574.htm)


Forty percent of city residents over age 15 are out of work and not collecting unemployment, according to U.S. Census data. One-quarter of Philadelphians live in poverty, which can be difficult to escape.

Computers have become central to most city businesses, yet too many kids can barely read at the grade level for their age group, said Elijah Anderson, an urban sociologist at the University of Pennsylvania. Four of 10 public-school students never earn a diploma, according to a recent report on Philadelphia's dropout epidemic.


this is why your chick-fil-a orders are always messed up.

i feel fat and not sassy

Source: (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/ultraman.html)


Over the next 14 years, Karnazes challenged almost every known endurance running limit. He covered 350 miles without sleeping. (It took more than three days.) He ran the first and only marathon to the South Pole (finishing second), and a few months ago, at age 44, he completed 50 marathons in 50 consecutive days, one in each of the 50 states. (The last one was in New York City. After that, he decided to run home to San Francisco.) Karnazes' transformation from a tequila-sodden party animal into an international symbol of human achievement is as educational as it is inspirational.


source

real time dean map

update:
oh wait, he quit his nyc to sfo run.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Friday, December 22, 2006

nvidia powers next gen virtual booty

Source: (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?r=1&type=wmv&id=15854)

wiicade

Source: (http://www.wiicade.com/)

for wii owners who've installed the web browser

Thursday, December 21, 2006

finished rainbow six vegas

good game... probably 8-10 hours to finish? i'm hoping multiplayer is good. it's got co-op!

there's a trend lately with games to have a single player campaign be about 8-12 hours and you're supposed to justify the rest of your $60 with online/local multiplayer.

:/

zelda was kind of a freak: 54 hours of gameplay. that's pretty unbelievable now on a console.

I Wanna Rock You Hard This X-Mas

Source: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xcaXEJWVv-M)

by the dan band.

peace on earth, we are the world, freakin cumbaya.

edit: language not safe for work.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

good user comments on youtube

don't exist.

Monday, December 18, 2006

obama is a cb

Obama owes me an apology


After about five questions from different television and newspaper reporters, I stood up to ask mine.

Wait a minute son, this is for professional media only, Obama said to me.

What do you mean? I work for the local paper, I said with a crackling nervous voice.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a college student. You have such a baby face, he said with an unremorseful grin.

At that point everyone in the room turned to look at me and laugh. The 800 people in the lobby laughed as my face was projected on the big screen.

Remembered that girl who I was trying to get with, well she was sitting next to me and guess what she was doing?

Everyone was laughing except me.

The next time I saw that young lady was at another press conference, but this time she was acting as if she never knew me. I think I saw her maybe two more times and each time, it was the cold shoulder.

Thanks to everyone's favorite new senator, I lost big time.

Obama owes me a public apology for making me look like a court jester and for blocking my shot.


obama calls him and apologizes for "ruining his game" and calls her superficial. lol.

300

Source: (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/)

is going to be awesome

wii makes people crazy

Source: (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/18/cnn-gets-police-escort-to-escape-wii-craving-mob/)


While paying at the register, the man handling the Wii's said very loudly to the line full of people still waiting, "Sorry folks, that's it. There's no more for today." Instantly I started hearing groans and seeing other disappointing gestures. It was then that I realized the position I was in...here I was in line with all these tense guys who didn't get a game system and I did. All at once, I felt their angry, jealous eyes shift focus to me. To them, I was an easy target. But I felt confident that I could deal with angry Christmas shoppers. After all, there were still 2 weeks left of shopping. That's plenty of time to get a Wii.

"Hey, I'll give you triple for what you just paid..."

"There's no way you deserve that game system..."

"You probably don't even know how to play. Here, give it to me. I'll put it to good use..."

Were these people crazy?? Yes, they were. It only went downhill from there. While I was walking toward the exit, unsatisfied customers began to grab at my bag. Just like that! They were acting as if I was just going to give it to them. There was no way anyone was taking this away from me. I was caught off guard in a game of tug-a-war when a security guard intervened and rescued me from the chaos.

He took me outside. And the crowd followed.

The security guard flagged a police car. I thankfully jumped in. And it was a police escort for me and my Wii back to work.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

holiday party pictures

Source: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wvuong/sets/72157594424451181/)

well i'm glad i camped out for my wii before the hype

Source: (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/17/2am-the-wii-ps3-lines-form-and-spots-are-for-sale/)


We stopped by the Dedham, MA Best Buy this evening to see what was going on. Although there was no confirmation of any PS3s on premises, they did have a printout with a confirmed count of 24 Wiis. At 1AM there were only 14 people waiting outside, however three of them were willing to sell their spots. Alicia, Morgan and Norman are ready to give up their spot for $75. Alicia says, "As college students you're going to be doing stupid stuff anyway, at least this way we'll be making money off of it."

new arcade fire song

Source: (http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/2006/12/new-arcade-fire.html)

called "Intervention" from their upcoming album.

thanks to geoff for the heads up.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

just finished zelda

in about 54 hours.

wow, what a game. the epic final fight was pretty much everything you'd expect for a zelda game. the ending is not very straightforward though...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

zelda update

47 hours in. 7 dungeons down. if i decide to forge ahead and skip all the side stuff, i think this is a 50-51 hour game.

also, omg the 7th dungeon boss fight.... wow.

super lions!

Source: (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=392292&in_page_id=1766&in_a_source=&ito=1490)


Marooned on an island, this group of lions should have died out. Instead, in an evolutionary twist, they've learned to swim and become strong enough to tackle their only prey... giant buffalo


when in danger, they join up and form a large robot.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

philly squeeze

Source: (http://www.myspace.com/phillysqueeze)

bulboff's accordian band

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

ching chong ching chong!

Source: (http://www.nypost.com/seven/12092006/gossip/pagesix/rosie_to_asians__loosen_up_pagesix_.htm)


HEY, all you Chinese-speakers out there in TV land - Rosie O'Donnell thinks you should get a sense of humor! The Asian-American Journalists Association was fuming after O'Donnell went on "The View" Thursday and said that Danny DeVito's drunk turn on the show days earlier was "international news! In China it was like, 'Ching chong, ching-ching-chong, Danny DeVito!' " In a statement yesterday, the AAJA said, "We consider this a mockery of the Chinese language and, in effect, a perpetration of stereotypes of Asian-Americans as foreigners or second-class citizens. The use of the distorted phrases is insulting to the Chinese and Chinese-Americans, and gives the impression that they are a group that is substandard to English-speaking people." But a rep for O'Donnell said, "She's a comedian in addition to being a talk show co-host. I certainly hope that one day they will be able to grasp her humor."


(i like how her rep spins it that the blame is on us for it not being funny.)

i'm not offended as an asian american.

i'm offended as a follower of the comedy arts. i'd expect ching chong ching chong from the trash that rides septa and inhabitants of philadelphia public schools. i wouldn't expect it from a "comedian" or at least somebody who derives their livelihood from trying to be funny.

one, as a joke, it's not funny at all. there's no substance or zing to it.

two, i mean come on, it's even clever or original. as a comedian, you want to be clever and original; that's how you separate yourself from the wannabes. in fact, i'm ching chonging right now.

here's how i would tell that same joke:


"international news! In China it was like the sounds of silverware falling down the stairs and you'd hear Danny DeVito's name every few seconds!"

Monday, December 11, 2006

woooo!

Source: (http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/16211234.htm)

we've topped 2005's record season and we still have 3 weeks left!!!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

i have a gamecube for sale

this thing has been sitting in the corner of my living floor for the past 3 weeks. :(

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

we're not unreasonable

Source: (http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains)

click on play the song


All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

ugh

i haven't done any running since the marathon relay two and a half weeks ago. part of it is to let my right ankle soreness and left foot sprain to heal (both of these feel much better now). another part of it is that walking down stairs gives me pain in my left knee lately. i have no idea what it is but it started after the marathon relay. :/

probably some sort of tendinitis. i wish i knew a sports therapist.

i'm hoping it heals up so i can get back to running a little bit on the treadmill this winter. i have great plans to join the half-marathon tier next year.

p.s. i feel fat.

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

you don't throw in lito's direction at the end of the game!

Source: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=261204021)

when will opposing teams learn?

this is like the second or third time this season that lito sheppard picked off a pass to end a game.

Monday, December 4, 2006

halo 3 commercial

Source: (http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/h/halo3/20061204-trailer-starrynight.htm)

omg. not actual gameplay though.

team pam or team karen

Source: (http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/11/15/two-bloggers-begin-the-pam-vs-karen-debate/)

i read somewhere that women choose team pam and men choose team karen.

thoughts?

i'm on team karen because i like drama. and comedy. dramedy.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

nature is horrible

Source: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-REOyhRvvj0)

just finished ffiv advance

finally.

i think i bought it like last winter but never got around to finishing it until today at my parents' house.

i rolled in there with a level 60+ party and took zeromus down a notch.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

i like achewood

Source: (http://achewood.com/)

getting it is half the fun.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

because i know scott wants to know

i have found a certain sword. omg. :D

i have also decided to take a break from my questing to fish a little bit. i remember blowing many many nights fishing in orcarina. fishing on the wii is really really fun. you have to put some muscle into it too. i'm afraid i'll get carpal tunnel or something if i keep fishing.

26 hours in.

birthday pix

Source: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wvuong/sets/72157594398901040/)

why was i making weird faces?

wii retro adapters

Source: (http://www.retrousb.com/wii.html)

i still wish i had my retro controllers...

mario and metroid make a baby

Source: (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/29/mario-meets-metroid/)

pretty cool concept

it's true

Source: (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/29)

if you're an adult, you need to be really into it to lose control of the remote.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

update on zelda

13+ hours in and i'm only past the second dungeon.

so gooood.

second dungeon boss fight was pretty awesome. this is living up to the "as good or better than orcarina" hype so far.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

wii zelda

oh god i played wii zelda for 7:16 straight and that was just up to finishing the first real dungeon.

Friday, November 24, 2006

i played with adam's wii

... and it was fun.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

final part of the zelda retrospective

Source: (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?r=1&type=wmv&id=15194)

this one tries to create a master timeline of all the zelda games.

marathon relay 2006

Source: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wvuong/sets/72157594385305382/)

(these are adam's pictures.)

i did the marathon relay this sunday and it was a blast. three coworkers and i tackled the 26.2 mile course. i did the final 6.2 mile leg, miles 20 through to the finish line. that's from main street and green lane in manayunk to the art museum.

it was really cold but a glorious day for running. the fan support was tremendous. main street was pretty well lined with well wishers and cheerers. lots of cowbell ringing as if that would make us go faster. the final 1/2 mile to the art museum was like something out of the tour de france where you have 8 feet of "unofficial" running lane with cheering people on both sides. then you hit the fenced in part where it's wider but not by much. it was definitely an amazing experience.

i'm also really proud that our team stayed on pace the whole time. i was going for a 8min/mile pace but i lost that in the second mile where we had to climb two highway onramps. ugh. i ended up in a 9min/pace but i did finish really strong. i found a second wind with about 1/2 a mile to 3/4 mile left left where i was in a full sprint through the home stretch.

overall, i'm satisfied with my performance. i think i could've handled the second mile with onramps a lot better. i think i could've started my sprint a lot farther away than where i did. i could've dressed better too (track pants didn't work out too well). i think i had enough mushroom boosts leftover for at least one sub-8 min mile towards the end.

afterwards, i was really sore and dehydrated. my ankle held up ok and so did my toe injury from earlier in the week. i'm taking the next week or two off to let my feet and ankle heal.

next year, i may try hauling the 10 mile portion.

Monday, November 20, 2006

small arms is the new melee

Source: (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/20/small-arms-brawls-with-xbla-this-wednesday/)

wii

we went looking sunday afternoon and could not find one in all of south philadelphia.

sigh.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

wii component cables at nintendo store

Source: (http://store.nintendo.com/componentvideocable)

must have if you have a 480p tv. $42 to overnight them. god, i'm horrible.

Monday, November 13, 2006

I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!

Source: (http://cgi.ebay.com/ARRESTED-DEVELOPMENT-BUSTERS-PROSTHETIC-HAND-W-COA_W0QQitemZ140050063077QQihZ004QQcategoryZ18841QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

wii campout

stolen from somethingawful:


Pre-order/Camp out FAQ:
Toys R Us: Began taking pre-orders on the 29th of October, but they aren't available now. They should have more stock than just their preorders though.
Gamecrazy: Began taking pre-orders the 20th of October. Don't camp.
Gamestop/EB: Began taking pre-orders sometime in mid-October. Don't camp.
Wal-Mart: Midnight on the 19th. Probably will receive a hefty amount of consoles, so plan to come early.
Best Buy: Usually open at 10 am, may open earlier to commemorate the Wii launch - call to check. A good camp out option.
Target: Will open at 8 am in celebration of the Wii launch - look below for specifics. Check to see how many Wiis your Target will receive. While this looks accurate and realistic I want to remind everyone that it is not officially confirmed that these numbers are correct so trust this site at your own risk.
Sam's Club/Costco/etc.: Lots of people had success with these types of stores at the 360 launch, so it's probably a good idea to check them out if you can. They're good because they require a membership so not everybody can go there, and most people wouldn't think of them as having systems.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

wii inventory for philadelphia

Source: (http://www.ps3seeker.com/wii/index.php?p=19103&x=0&y=0)

attn eddie, derek, geoff

zelda retrospective, part 5

Source: (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?r=1&type=wmv&id=14936)

gears of war is nearly everything i thought it would be

like everybody who plays halo with me knows, i'm more of an "assault rifle bullets in the face" guy rather than the chainsaw guy.

it's good so far. i can't wait to try coop.

Friday, November 10, 2006

i bet he's korean

Source: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3hZXfNZOE)

update: omg at full hammer-on/off solo riff at 3:20.

update: geoff, that's not me. maybe eddie.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

10 DAYS

Source: (http://wii.ign.com/articles/744/744935p1.html)

I'M SO EXCITED.

last night's lost episode was disappointing

how can abc bill it as the best episode ever and then fall flat on its face? it's like 90% of the show is filler whereas the remaining 10% is the actual good stuff. if i didn't have guitar hero 2 and food, i would've faced a mutiny in my apartment last night.

update: added flickr link.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

everybody, let's dance

Source: (http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/15954118.htm)


Sen. Rick Santorum, the No. 3 Senate leader who rode into office 12 years ago on an anti-incumbent swell, succumbed Tuesday to a similar wave of voter discontent, losing his seat to Democrat Bob Casey Jr.


... and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

gg nextmap assclown.

rock on

guitar hero 2 is being delivered today

yeeehaaaaa!! fry's/outpost comes through again.

now i'm hoping my gears of war is shipping today. that's getting really good reviews today too.

VOTE OR DIE

Source: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote_or_die)