i told you that this was going to happen

peter king and his homoerotic fan fiction:

After the game, the man who now has to be mentioned with the great coaches of all time, Bill Belichick, met Brady in a dank hallway outside the Patriots locker room and embraced him like a long-lost son. This was a terrific game for Belichick as well, gets credit for more than just the head-coaching victory here. Belichick, who spent the season doubling as New England's offensive coordinator after Charlie Weis ascended to Notre Dame last year was tonight's MVAC -- Most Valuable Assistant Coach -- after calling two gutsy touchdown plays in the fourth quarter that led the Patriots back from a 17-16 deficit with 14 minutes to play.

"You're the best quarterback I've ever seen,'' Belichick said in Brady's ear.

i swear to god i thought the next paragraph was going to lead back into the locker room and then chicka bow wow...

i told you fuckers that this was going to happen way back on february 5th. (don't read below if you're my sister)

[00:58] me: listen
[00:59] me: i don't want to spend the next 8 months listening to bostonians and those fuckers at espn masturbating on each other's faces whenever they talk about tom brady and belichick and then compare them to montana and lombardi
[00:59] bij: haha
[00:59] bij: yea yea
[00:59] bij: we'll see on sunday
[00:59] me: the circle jerk must stop
[01:00] bij: not if it means the eagles have to win
[01:00] bij: NEVER!!!!
[01:00] me: no football fan would be able to withstand the jerking action over the next 8 months
[01:00] bij: haha
[01:00] me: it'll be like the cowboys of the 90s all over again
[01:02] bij: haha
[01:03] bij: you can't convince me, u gotta work on someone else
[01:03] me: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
[01:03] me: you hear that?
[01:03] me: that's the sound of espn and sports illustrated spurting all over themselves

ugh. let's send peter king some hand sanitizer and a towel.