Monday, June 27, 2005

there is no conspiracy

John Fiedler, voice of Piglet, dies | Voice of Tigger dies

this is a coincidence, nothing more. there's no pooh killer or conspiracy.

listen, if there was, wouldn't they have killed the smart ones first? the one who could figure out who the killer was and solved the crime? not the weakling. not the dumbass. yeah, that's right, owl. owl was the smart one.

if i were to go on a pooh murdering spree, i would kill owl first because he's got the whole magic forest on lock, son. this is how a professional does it.

p.s. it's probably rabbit.

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