patriots continuing to spurt all over themselves

There is unrest on Planet Foxborough. Many of its inhabitants fear the Patriot Federation will be overthrown after a long, prosperous reign over the galaxy. The mysteries of the turbulence can be explained only by the wise Coach Yodachick, who has been through hundreds of wars.

Master Yodachick, does keeping the Federation together at this point represent a challenge greater than any other?

Great every challenge has been, my Padawan. One is not more imposing than the other. Change is constant. Come and go, senators do. Come and go, warriors do.

And what of those who remain?

Find new ways to invigorate the minds of our Jedi, we must.